What is the best advice you can offer me about?

duct tape?What is the best advice you can offer me about?
silence is golden , duct tape is silverWhat is the best advice you can offer me about?
You can never have too much.
Always wear gloves, you don't want to drop any prints.
I don't know about advise...But Jesus used it to combat Satan and all his robot army!
Use it for everything
Hanging posters.Decorative book cover. Fix broken tail light on vehicle. Twist a long piece into rope (thousands more uses). Tape wires down on floor or out of the way.


Tape wires back together after splicing (much wider thanelectricians' tape). Reattach rear view mirror.


Repair cracked windshield/window. Patch ripped clothing. Hide unsightly wallpaper seams. Repair broken hoses. Repair broken fan belt. Use as art medium. Fix broken book binding. Band-Aid for really big cuts.


Attach leg splint to broken leg. Wallpaper your house (may be slightly expensive, but well worth it for theresulting sophisticated look). Reinforce pages in 3 ring binder. Cover up empty drive bays. Fold in half and use as bookmark. Disk labels. Rappelling harness.


Toilet paper. Hinge on cabinet door. Repairing leak in tire/inner tube. Taping annoying people to walls, floor, ceiling, or bed. Holding together computer cases.


Hold up exhaust pipe (doesn't last very long). Repair upholstery. Make lawn furniture. Make lawn decorations.


Fix racquetball racquets. Roll into a ball for hockey practice. Mark lines on a sporting event field.


Clothing 鈥?all sorts.


Can be use to wrap duct work, but doesn't seal or hold up ducts very well.


Use to pull unsightly hair.


Keeps pledges in their place (also applies to siblings).


Patches holes in vinyl siding.


An entire roll can be used in place of a bedroom door to keep someone in for hours.


Twisted correctly, can be used as a billy-club.


Wrapped around newspaper to make a dog chew toy.


Holding on book covers. Reflective lettering.


Mute function for humans. Contraceptive device.


Climbing rope. Earrings. Cover old pocket folders -- lasts forever! Shoe designs. Girdle. Sealing envelopes (in case you hate the taste of envelope glue). Replacement for airplane glue. For store owners: great way to keep the wigs on mannequins. Seat belts that'll REALLY keep the kids still. Closing chip bags. Make the stapler obsolete!


Putting up Christmas lights (easy removal). Why bother with waxing... Add several layers to your car's bumpers for a much safer ride. Fix vacuum cleaner hose.


Tape ski boot to your ski when the binding breaks. Repair seams of ski gloves. Wrap around your waist when your zipper splits in a one piece ski suit. Lift and separate when you don't want to wear a bra or can't have straps showing. Hold temple onto eye glasses. Fix printer.


Make a wallet out of it. Hold car hood shut. Patch hole in canoe. Fixing sets for the school play. Making props look more realistic. Make letter for letter jacket. Hold your letter to your letter jacket. Re-enforce the phone cord.


Hold batteries in remote control. Play a CD (reflect a laser beam onto a CD to play it). Stick pictures up in your locker. Fix holes in your Airwalks. Use instead of nail polish. Hold pens together. Belt. Wrap your ankle for sports. Can be used in place of handcuffs. Rings. Hold file cabinet together. Hold shoe laces together. Can replace shoe laces. Can be used in place of Velcro.


Write term paper on it. Graduation present.


Can be used to put back together a shredded term paper.


Stop your jeans from fraying. Hair ties. Hold spikes to your cleats. Make a book shelf. Necklace. Note cards.


Remove lint from clothes. Makes great bumper stickers with a sharpie! Cook a baked potato in it. Hold car door shut. Tape plastic over broken rear window in car. Tape down ripped carpet. Tape sole of ratty sneaker to body of sneaker. Hold speaker wire to the back of speaker.


Use it as a Biore strip. Practical joke toilet paper replacement. Makes a good bib. Put it on your lawn and paint it green. Say good-bye to mowing. Mouse trap.


Fly paper. Tape your little brothers' mouths shut. Use as vinyl flooring. Cover rust holes in your car. Ashtray.


Roofing shingles. Make a clothes line. Window coverings.


Use a roof rack on your car for carrying luggage and other items. Fix a broken plate. Patch a hole in your swimming pool. Make a swing for your kids. Make a tent for camping. For the annoying mother-in-law. Lock people into their house, school, office, etc. Hold your car's bumper in place. Seat covers in your car. Fix holes in your sock. Fix the hole in your favorite coffee cup.


Make a coffee cup. Retread your tennis shoes.


Earmuffs. Repair work gloves. Make work gloves.


Home security system - tape up doors and windows.


Watch band. CD case. Wrap a soda can or bottle in duct tape to keep it cold. Makes stylish notebook decorations.


Use it to fix old instruments. Useasdog/cat/rabbit/frog/lizard/etc. leash. Hold on toupees. Duct tape annoying, rambunctious students to their seats.
Be careful. Forever is a mighty long time.





If the pharoahs had had duct tape, the Sphynx would still have a nose.
STICKY
so sticky and hard to work with
Make sure it's good and tight, or they escape every time.
Lets see *opens redneck dictionary* Dook tap- used 4 fixin evry thng............. adjatev....... ';mi bumprs fel off agen ma'; ';Go get th dook tap';
Duct tape can fix just about anything. The link below is to a list of more than 250 g-rated uses for duct tape.
i use it to make everything! including bags and wallets! love the stuff!
Great hair remover...
when you are done with it fold over a piece so you wont have trouble picking at it with your fingernail the next time you want to use it! It works for pretty much everything too!
If you see Grassy and he has some, run....
yes
Don't let a woman tape your ...lower region to your thigh lol..
it doesn't belong in the bedroom..
Never leave home without it.
do not put on any hair surface on body
Well, its not my advice unless youre looking to strap someone down to a chair, while beating them with a dirty, sweaty bra....then that would be some advice. Advice is only necessary when you're trying to go some where with it, for example: waxing your hairy a s s while trying to hang up a picture of your favorite boy band...a picture of them doin eachother simutaneously in the back.
It works.
Don't put it on your nose. It really hurts when you try to take it off.